abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe

"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...

by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021

Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

Thats so French toast

nobody knows

thats so french toast of you

by The french toast February 17, 2022

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

Halfway down the toaster

Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.

Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022

Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.

Paul X Toast is Great.

by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016