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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.
Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!
by Arm4c August 8, 2025
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Rayo's Number

The finite (eventually ending) greatest (biggest) number ever to be defined.
(As of Thursday December 17 2020)
Friend: What's the biggest number you know?
cc: Rayo's Number
by xRiver_ December 17, 2020
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Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.
EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.
by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021
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