two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.

Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.

by nachoworm August 8, 2010

Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.

Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.

by [e-mail]75 January 25, 2020

Two Shrub Rub

The act of intercourse.

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 10, 2009

Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*

Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”

by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019

jeniffer with two f's

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.

Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021

two tub man

A large, formidable dude.

Have you seen that two tub man that's bouncing down at Tony's?

by neverlad January 23, 2014

Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015