Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
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