by Capt Poop Buzz May 25, 2009
After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
by poopnoodles February 22, 2010
Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!
You: Holy shi--Holy poop!
You: Holy shi--Holy poop!
by animedude April 27, 2004
by ktrane March 02, 2004
When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.
I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.
by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008
when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, causing you to have no choice but to try and not breath until they're done talking to you, so you don't have to smell their putrid poop breath.
by Bourgeois October 09, 2006
a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet
by vheissu417 September 28, 2008