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Home of Dr. Pepper, small-town hospitality as long as you aren't different in any way, and a 25%+ obese rate.
They are NOT the biggest state in the country....Alaska could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over.
It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved Slavery too much to give it up to join the union.
Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and bigotry can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans.
They are NOT the biggest state in the country....Alaska could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over.
It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved Slavery too much to give it up to join the union.
Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and bigotry can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans.
Things you will see if you go to Texas:
People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army.
Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV.
Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.
People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army.
Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV.
Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.
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by greg June 21, 2006
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by Natish November 4, 2006
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Commonly done by men that are true beauties, all stars, champs, or overall wheelshows.
Any poser performing this act must be the victim of a Texas Mudslide while being chirped viciously by his superiors.
Commonly done by men that are true beauties, all stars, champs, or overall wheelshows.
Any poser performing this act must be the victim of a Texas Mudslide while being chirped viciously by his superiors.
How was your night with that rocket" "Oh! It was great! Bitch gave me dome then I gave her a texas mudslide in return"
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