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Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.
He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.
by deathbeater October 11, 2023
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arsehole on toast

usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.
arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.
by nipstock December 21, 2009
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seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.
Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.
by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015
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Burnt piece of toast

Oh look at that burnt piece of toast.
by Bllalal. Hate hoes.com September 8, 2016
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bite my toast

Telling someone to feel the pain especially in fight you can say bite my toast to your opponent
Guy1: you wanna fight ass ho..
Guy2: fo sho I'll barely kick yo ass
Guy1: bite my toast
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shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017
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tossing the toast

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.
Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long
by Ian Connell November 2, 2017
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