Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

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Damion's Mom

Somebody who has has sexual intercourse with everybody in the school.

Dude 1: "who did you hook up with last night?"

Dude 2: "Oh just a usual Damion's Mom."

Dude 1: "Oh really ME TOO!"

by Rob 87 Gronkowski May 17, 2016

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antonios mom

Thighs as thick as oatmeal and sadly gave birth to a retard.

"She is so Antonios Mom"

by Mode3214 May 4, 2018

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Logan's Mom

Very or super loose butthole

Was going to take the dirt road to pound town, but that turd cutter was all Logan's mom!

by SundayDriver987 May 21, 2020

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soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

by R.F June 4, 2012

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A sudden, unexpected bipolar swing from your mother. She goes from being warm, friendly, generous, loving, and sweet to a quiet, pissed off beotch who drills you on personal details and gets angrier if you don't answer. Her hands may clasp behind her back in an obvious fashion. She'll respond with answers like "K" and "...very nice." Her intent is to make you feel like you have something to be sorry about even though you most likely did nothing.

We experienced heavy mom mood when I came home from the concert.

by Djsdj June 19, 2011

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