Meme knees

The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.

I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.

by Gooberocity October 16, 2019

knee

dislocated

aaa aaa dog, knee, call an ambulanc
-ok

by kblocked March 12, 2021

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

G-Knee

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.

Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.

by Frolph November 24, 2021

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

Pie knees

Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.

Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.

by Sexy Cedes December 16, 2008

Nashville Knee Grease

A product mainly bought by hookers and over-evaluated teens. If the former it is used to prevent friction from wearing down the knees of hookers when giving BJ's, if the latter it is used as hair gel and pussy repellant.

"Fuck my knees hurt!" "You know what you need!" (in unison) "NASHVILLE KNEE GREASE!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025