Stiff

A dumbass person

Ugh i got back with Jack because i felt bad

You’re such a fucking stiff

by imastiff October 1, 2018

Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

burrito sniffer

A young hippie who has just been accepted into a tribe of variable people.
to be a burrito sniffer you must fit the description below
long blonde hair
single
magical earings
royalty of somesort

It can also mean a female who sniffs asian/back people for money.

boy: did u hear about that burrito sniffer?
therapist: yeah apparently she joined the cracjkheaad tribe
boy: wiered i thought she would join mine?

Boy: didyou hear about the new burito sniffer in town?
therapist:Yeah she sniffed my burrito just the right way!
boy: i wish i was black

by a true hippie November 26, 2010

Book Sniffer

A person that has a contant need to sniff books. He may also want to sniff other things as well like toes. He/she would the be classed as a toe sniffer.

Person 1: I'm sniffing a book.
Person 2: Then you're a book sniffer!

by AnarchyTheSniffer December 3, 2015

Stiff Drink Substitute

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.

The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010

crusty potty sniffer

a person who sniffs a dirty toilet

Joel is a crusty potty sniffer

by JPCPS October 18, 2008

Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer

A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts

Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"

by KristianPlayzGamez November 21, 2021