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squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.
person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015
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Squirrels Delight

When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.
I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!
by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016
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Squirrel

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!
by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016
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Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º
by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016
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Banana squirrel

That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.
Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!
by Zss1990 January 27, 2017
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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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Squirrel Bait

Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
by Goatybastard December 31, 2015
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