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The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
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iv got life stuffles going on stuff
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To lick a penis clean until the man cums.
Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle

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truffle snuffle

The inadvertent, yet violent inhalation of ball sac that may occur whilst one is performing fellatio in the 69 position. This can result in snorting, snuffling and ultimately mild asphyxiation.
Morgan got caught up in a truffle snuffle that left her panting yet pleased.
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the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush
john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane
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