The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.
This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
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Carl-but your mom can give you one
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Jimmy-*cums*
Carl-but your mom can give you one
Jimmy- you do a better job
Carl-fine
Jimmy- *moaning noises*
Jimmy-*cums*
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