poofle sniffer

a person who smells bicycle seats after spin class.

That guy at the gym is a total poofle sniffer, he totally smelled my bicycle seat,look at the face he just made!!

by fastalkerus September 16, 2010

spifflicate

To adorn oneself with one's best attire; to be formally dressed; to make oneself look spiffy

I decided to spifflicate myself for this event because it will be a fancy affair.

A prom, wedding , or the Oscars is an appropriate time to wear a spifflicated outfit.

by Sauce-Off Yolanda March 22, 2010

Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008

skiffers

Plural Noun. Extremely small testicles. Related to the nifkin.

Those tiny skiffers are a great match for your nifkin.

by gzill December 19, 2003

Spiffed

The action of being spiffy.

Man thats spiffed.

by Matt June 29, 2003

Sniffer

The skilled act of sniffing ejaculate through the nasal opening, or nostril. Most conventionally via a funnel.

I blew it in her face, she snorted it in her nose. I tossed her a food stamp and jetted.

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

Spiffing

(Spiffing) so fucking good its untrue u thick fuckers

reel big fish are spiffing

by Lozsmith January 19, 2004