Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Spicy Paper

Nickname or alias for the drug LSD. Usually in the form of a tab of paper.

I’m about to be brain deep in some spicy paper

by Budonkeydonk June 26, 2022

spicy grind extreme

when you have coconut oil up your ass and you’re giving someone diet cum and you’re eating mint gelato

hey bbg wanna come down to my house and get some spicy grind extreme

by troy bolton x gabriella montez August 6, 2022

spicy unicorn

Covering a dildo in hot sauce, strap to your forehead and insert accordingly…

George asked Tom, did you give her the spicy unicorn last night?

by Brooke bick February 27, 2025

spicy

A flatulent episode or bowel movement that burns. Especially after ethnic food that adds a lot of spice.

(Toilet humor) WoooHeee, that was spicy!

by curtmo June 2, 2014

Spicy Taco

When a woman farts and the bubbles roll up her vagina

I farted. Spicy taco!

by Fenix21 June 18, 2017