Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidgin

A small portion of human penis. (A tiny pecker)

A small portion of human penis. (A tiny pecker)

Example:
A man was walking the wrong way up an escalator, suddenly his pants got caught. Too bad he wasn't wearing underwear as his smidgin was revealed.

by Jerrposition July 14, 2016

smidge

The difference between the distance from Emily's house to Bodovino in downtown and the distance from Emily's house to Bodovino in The Villiage.

It's just a smidge closer to me.... but only a smidge.

by Swarrly September 14, 2016

smile bone

Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.

Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!

by IntellectualFucker November 13, 2016

smila

The Name is from sweden. Smila is a loyal and happy Person. She is so lovely but daaammn she can be so hot if she wants to.

Everyone wants to be so awesome like smila.

by iamlu December 31, 2016

smilesemilio

A dead af Martinez Twins fan account.
Dead

Smilesemilio Lost 300 followers in like 30 minutes.
Has had like 30 other usernames to try and stay relevant.
Failed.

by Txmblrlukas April 19, 2018

shildoe

shit in a condom & freeze it, than use it as a dildoe

im gonna go use my homemade shildoe

by Trenton BBB January 11, 2018