Smash It

male masturbation

also: smashin' it (smashing it), as in presently masturbating

Nick: "so what do you do all day?"
Dan: "You know wake up, smash it. eat breakfast. smash it. wait around 'till lunch, maybe smash it to pass time. after lunch, go back and smash it. wait for dinner..."
Nick: "I can see where this is going..."
Dan "...L, l, l, let me finish...maybe smash it before dinner. then sit around, maybe smash it. you know while i sit around before bed?"
Nick: "yea...i know."
Dan: "yea...smashin' it...i spend a lot of time just smashin' it."

by sunchynna December 21, 2008

beckie lemme smash

Ron asking Beckie can she Fuck

Beckie lemme smash

by Beckie lemme June 11, 2017

smap

A cross between a slap and a smack.

Opium: he smapped me on the head

by OpiumCookie June 17, 2008

Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.

me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"

by let me die for rock n roll January 5, 2004

SMASH!

An organisation made up of awesome individuals, each with a heart of gold to match; they are a ceaselessly bunch of hard-working individuals, who are able to go for hours on end without basic necessities (such as food or sleep) on one given day a year (August 7).

Kid: "Mommy, mommy! That girl just saved the doggy from the burning building!"
Mom: "Wow. She must be from SMASH!"

by Legend Waitforit Dary July 11, 2010

Lemme smash

Wanting to have a sexual affair with someone. properly known as "let me smash"

Child:lemme smash
Baby sitter : no, rawr xD

by Malorie August 24, 2017

Dick Smash

When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash

Man i told Savy to Shut The Fuck up, Im such a Dick Smash

by BrickQuad June 1, 2011