caterpillar shuffle

The act of inserting one's excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the vagina, most commonly from an "ass-to-ass" position. The "giver" must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her rectum in order to achieve a successful "shuffle".

CATERPILLAR SHUFFLER: "It's almost ready."
SHUFFLEE: "Come on! I've been waiting all day."
SHUFFLER: "Be patient!"
SHUFFLEE: "It's crowning!"
SHUFFLER: "Just need to push a LITTLE more..."
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by captaincockblast October 14, 2010

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cincinnati shuffle

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

by Shufflerock November 27, 2016

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Snuff The Rooster

A slang term for jacking off first used by soldiers in Vietnam. The term was brought back into the mainstream by Alice in Chains' epic jack-off song, Rooster.

With his family away for the day, Phil knew it was the perfect time to snuff the rooster.

by JacksonBrowne August 12, 2010

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Ickey Shuffle

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.

I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.

by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006

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