Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

Deep Sea Diver by Gliderman January 25, 2011

man of the sea 

Some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.

"Man of the sea, open up! I need to use the bathroom!"
"Can I stay in here?"
"What? Are you gay?"
"I'll promise not to look."
"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."

man of the sea by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Sifilis Sea 

A breading ground for the Semen Salmon and other Semen ingesting sea creatures.

The Semen Salmons natural habitat is the Sifilis Sea

Sifilis Sea by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

[Congo Sea Bradler]

a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery

You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler!

[Congo Sea Bradler] by Bernhard February 2, 2008

Mississippi Sea Wolves 

A professional ice hockey team located in Biloxi, Mississippi. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Philadelphia Phantoms of the AHL, and the Philadelphia Flyers of the NHL.

Lets go MISSISSIPPI SEA WOLVES!!!!

Mississippi Sea Wolves by Mississippi Sea Wolves Fan January 29, 2009

deep sea boating 

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.

That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.

deep sea boating by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014

Ruffled Sea Slug 

When a woman spreads the lips of her vagina while straddling the chest of her partner and drags herself down his chest leaving a trail of white slime. The shape of the labia looks like a swimming sea slug.

Katie wanted revenge after David came on her chest without asking so while he was sleeping she climbed on top of him and gave him a ruffled sea slug.

Ruffled Sea Slug by Geronimeow March 28, 2015