muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

Emu sandwich

two sloppy nuts in rye bread with a side of whole milk.

I had an emu sandwich after slappin' it to your moms breasts.

by Mehard June 13, 2007

Ohio Sandwich

When you are making out with someone and vomit in their mouth.

Oh boy, i totally gave them an ohio sandwich last weekend and they just dm'd me asking if im free again tonight!

Oh boy, thats gross! Were they into it or something?

by allmullett May 6, 2022

Baby Sandwich

love affection

When I hugged my cousin and her newborn son we made a baby sandwich.

by ChrisKrinkle April 3, 2019

American Sandwich

When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.

Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?

by Samtheginger September 24, 2017

Cheese sandwich

An insult to describe someone who is stupid and dumb

Jimmy stop being a cheese sandwich!

by Papa John SMOOTH July 22, 2019

Drain Sandwich

Drain Sandwich has two meanings which when used interchangeably can add to the brilliant comedic effect.

1. A Drain Sandwich is another term to refer to the act of sticking an adversaries head inside of a toilet bowl, preferably a public or school toilet, and flushing said toilet. This can also be referred to as a swirly.

2. A Drain Sandwich can refer to anything caught by a sink strainer or a sandwich made with food caught in a sink strainer.

80's Movie Bully: Come here nerd you need your daily drain sandwich.
80's Movie Protogainst: Please not today, it's picture day. I can't get my hair wet.
80's Movie Bully: Then eat this instead dweeb. (while handing him a drain sandwich.)
80's Movie Protogainst: *gagging* What is this, a drain sandwich?

by Jimmy_Defines January 2, 2022