Rod Stiffington

A penis that is in the erect status.

Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?

Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!

by meatcurtins July 14, 2010

Sniff the pooch

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.

I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.

by Commonsinse February 14, 2006

sniffalottapuss

The action of sniffing puss.

Person 1: Lately I've been sniffing an awful lot of puss.
Person 2: I guess you could say you sniffalottapuss! 8-)
Other person: mmbol

by lolpuss July 6, 2009

skiffy

Onomatopoeia for the word sci-fi as a derogatory label towards the softer forms of science fiction (i.e. space opera, science fantasy, Doctor Who, the Marvel/DC Comics universes, etc.). Most users of the word are purists that reject anything not grounded in some semblance of reality (or, failing that, fringe science).

The Sci-Fi Channel became total skiffy the moment they renamed to SyFy.

by Alexander Peregrine September 13, 2012

Shit Sniffer

A shit sniffer is a person who's on a WHOLE different level of bitchy. You can also use it like this; "shit sniffing ____"

(I suck at making examples lol)
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you

Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.

by anti-shit sniffer person August 17, 2020

Shola Sniff

Shola sniff is when you touch a person's dick and make them sniff it. It is most commonly used in all-boys schools.

"Can i shola sniff you"? asked John Cena.

by T1Faker213 October 30, 2020

subway stiffy

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli

I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy

by Just Roz July 18, 2009