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Too soon

A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.

Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
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a sookey sookey sookey

The term used by homosexual, high, and/or intoxicated south americans when describing a great bargain or a fat ass that they would like to fuck. Also can describe short red heads and tall men with buzzcuts. Most know to occur in the supermarket.
A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! These pop tarts are only $1.50!

A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! That ass was fat! I would fuck that in a second!

A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! Those dudes are hot! I'll take the tall one with the buzzcut!
by Brett Christian August 4, 2006
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Soossoo's

Slang word used to describe unusually large breasts. This includes any breasts (not including maternity breasts) that are over a 32d.
'WOW! Check out the Soossoo's on that!' or
'Hey, don't touch the soossoo's' or
'Cattell was being suffocated by the Soosoo's'
by RhysO July 21, 2007
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soowoop

a high-pitched calling used by gang members and affiliates to warn each other that the police are near or on their way.
soowoop! yo dawg tha poe-leece are on they way! SOOWOOOPPPPP!
by dunitholler June 26, 2005
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humzah soofi

by Jon Waltz April 8, 2003
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woo pig sooie

Originates from Arkansas. From the Razorback football team. Usually when something exciting happens, all the idiots in the stands yell "Woo pig sooie!!!" May also be used to call a pig.
Lookit Peggy-Sue, they just done scored a touchdown! Woo pig sooie!
by i don't know February 8, 2005
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Too Soon!

To joke about a deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of the joke to be too soon after his or her expiration.
Joe: Look at that guy! He is shorter than (deceased person) was.

(Audience of Joke): Too Soon!
by Derwin Spickler February 8, 2010
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