Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012

super smash bros

The act of gangbanging a woman

Oh man, did you see that video? They were playing super smash bros on that hoe!

by Steve_massart January 1, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Bros that love to smash each other ultimately.

My brother just smashed me hard in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

by ZacBac April 24, 2019

Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

by The_Prophet December 14, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

While it is on the Wii, the worst Nintendo console, it MAY have more characters, but most of the Awesome characters are nerfed from Melee, the online sucks ass, and is laggy, if you read this, but Super Smash Bros. Melee!

Remember, Brawl is not a fighting game, you can not seriously play SSBB cometitively, the Mechanics in the game are slow, and it is only fun when playing with someone else. This leads me to believe that Brawl is one of the worst games on the wii.

Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch" in Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks, it does more knockback in Melee.

by Gan0nd0rf January 8, 2012

Super Smash Bros

The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.

If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.

"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"

"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."

"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."

"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."

by ChadwellM7 November 8, 2011

trokie smash

(noun)- A person who slaps your face
(verb)- To wickedly smash a person
(adjective)- A wicked smash

You just got trokie smashed!

That was a trokie smash slap.

Trokie smash slapped me!

by crunchy munchies June 24, 2010