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getting scratch

the act of having your tires spinning excessively while accelerating. Similar to a peel out.
After I get out of a car wash I love getting scratch.
by scratch getter October 26, 2007
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Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff
Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
by Clouddiver April 21, 2008
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Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.
Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy
by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010
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Attention Scratch

A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.
Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
by Kingoftheozone69 January 16, 2012
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
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wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis
John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing
by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013
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