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24 hour reply rule

When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply

There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".

If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?

Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply

Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?

Steve: More than 24 hours.....

Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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Ja Rule

a Black Ninja Turtle who used to live in a sewer because he was afraid of the ghetto.
Ja Rule:What're you doin here Timberlake?!
Justin Timberlake: Running away from the ghetto, yo.
by NeedaPottyBreak November 22, 2003
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Yale Rule

The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.
"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."

Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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Rule 36

There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
derp1: no way rule 36 applies to 2 girls 1 cup...
derp2:Did you know 2girls1cup was just a trailer?
by tarmaccc August 14, 2011
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Banana Rule

The rule that states that while someone is eating a banana, no one can make eye contact with that person.
Jonathan: Don't look at me.
Walt: Why not?
Jonathan: Banana rule in effect.
by Doub J February 20, 2009
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Ja Rule

A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.
"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"

"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"
by Tyrell Jesse June 5, 2005
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rule 34

If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.
guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!
by hentai-holic June 12, 2011
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