retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017

retard

funny as balls

you are a retard

by DnDBro April 19, 2018

Retarded64

The Youtube channel that I wach instead of anti-depredsantd

Retarded64. Is psychodellic

by DickFace69696969 December 10, 2017

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

Retarded

Zander and Paxton

Person 1: Oh you see those 2 guys making up shit to start shit
Person 2 : Those kids are retarded
Person 1: No it's Paxton and Zander

by ohlolimpetty34 May 29, 2018

Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.

It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!

by Marshallmates June 4, 2018