Social retard

Andy Phin

Andrew says:
you guys ignored me the whole night

by raTed June 1, 2004

anal retainer

A device used to repair ones rumpus after being anally raped by a fat guy.

Omg!!! Now i need an anal retainer!

by MuDaRy October 29, 2005

Retard Juice

This is when a so called "retard" cups his own shit and piss, and thinks by eating it he will unlease the reatard juice.

He doesnt know that retard juice actually isnt a real thing.

GUY 1: Did you see the retard yesterday
GUY 2: Yes i cant believe he cups his own shit and piss, that cup must smell.
GUY 3: I think its retard juice

by Michael Kenworthy October 29, 2007

ReTaRd

some one who is completely terrible at games and kills his own team mates and completely suck balls

ayyyyyyrrrrrrrrrr you guys are ReTaRdS

by Phat marty August 3, 2007

retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

You dont call a retard a retard you call your friends a retard when there acting retarded

Slow retard goofy weird dumb

by LjCoolie July 19, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008