rabbits eat letuce

1. A big cock
2. The bitch won't let us.
Used after a person says what(as missunderstanding) then you say Rabbits eat letuce to confuse the other person and make them mad, because they don't know what it means. If they do know what it means then it will make them laugh.

Dylan: I just farted
Melissa: What?
Dylan: Rabbits eat letuce

by Dylan B January 23, 2006

Look at the Rabbits

Reference to "Of Mice and Men", namely the ending where George tells Lennie to look at the rabbits so he can shoot Lennie while he's not looking. Basically means the same thing as go play in traffic; go jump off a cliff, die, etc. in addition to calling the person a retard. Could also be interpreted as a threat.

What do you mean you did my girlfriend?! That's it, look at the rabbits, bitch...

by Kulor May 27, 2005

Rabbitch

1. A flaw ass nigga usually looking like a flaw ass rabbit

2. May refer to a real light skined black south america or mixed light skined nigga who by heritage looks like a rabbit and thus are 99.99% flaw for no damn reason.

Some rabbit just tripped my asss, what a rabbitch

Flaw Nigga: Go take a walk
Flaw securit: why you outside
Non-flaw nigga: I got kicked out by some rabbit looking ass nigga
Flaw securit: Why
Non-flaw nigga: I thank thet Rabbitch was havin his period or something.
Flaw securit: You gettin a detention

by ILL-AIR October 29, 2009

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Chasing Rabbits

When you're talking about something specific to another person and you end up going completely off track leading you to talk about multiple other random un-related topics before coming back to conclude your original point.

"Since I have to go, can you get to your point and stop chasing rabbits?"

"He was chasing rabbits again and I couldn't tell what he was trying to say."

"I'm sorry, I was chasing rabbits for too long and I don't know how this conversation started anymore."

by BaconBlitz February 11, 2019

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010