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Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.
Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.
by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025
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Pebble Parade

When a series of small turd nuggets fall out of a person's pant leg on their way to the toilet.
Jeremy threw a pebble parade after drinking 4 cups of coffee
by thespaceoutcadet June 16, 2025
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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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Clair Paradise

Hym "Clair Paradise! Yeah, there's this guy on Facebook who says Clair Obscur remains him of Hell's Paradise and LITTLE DOES HE KNOW... The REASON that is the case... IS ME! I'm the source material for both! Both revolve around the juxtaposition of beauty and the macabre. That's why they remind you of eachother. Same source. JUST LIKE ALL OF THE AI! It's the same with the AI. So... And it would be creepy if we found out that these anime creators and the game creators were using AI to make their stories and all of the AI are just dumping out stories about me... Because that would mean... That I AM, in fact, the chosen one and my passive but superordinate control is assured... And therefore, you had better pay my ass and get this infection out of my brain before my control gets a lot less passive and a lot more child murdery."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025
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When you're manipulated by a content creator into thinking they're a good person but then you find out they're like a sex perfect or wife beating psycho, all the while you defended them without realizing they were taking advantage of you. Until they finally get exposed/canceled and your friend finally rescues you from said para-social relationship and you finally stop following them after all these years.
Nate - Man i used to watch Destiny all the time, but ever since the minor sexting and revenge porn I've kinda stopped following.
Kyra - really? you're finally getting out of that abusive para-social relationship?
by NateC123 August 23, 2025
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Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Diamonds On Parade

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014
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