Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

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pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?

Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!

by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008

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Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

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Pro talk

When you're playing a game you've never played before with 2 friends and they have a chat togeteher and ignore you.

Friend 1: Have you heard of the new item? it creates a black hole!
Friend 2: Aw what! how do i get it?
Me: Jesus can you stop with the pro talk and tell me how to play?

by Jacquacauales September 11, 2022

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