Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)
After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug
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One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.
A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.
A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.
Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night
Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?
Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz
Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed
Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.
Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder
Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster
Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart
Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.
Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta
Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime
Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way
Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick
Guy 2: alright cum’ere you
Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?
Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?
Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz
Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed
Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.
Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder
Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster
Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart
Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.
Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta
Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime
Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way
Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick
Guy 2: alright cum’ere you
Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?
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Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?
Person 1: yeah lol.
Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?
Person 1: yeah lol.
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"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
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