Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022

Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 28, 2025

pounding brews with the boys

the act of drinking a lot of beers in one sitting with your squad

Guy1 " hey whats the move tonight? "
Guy2 "pounding brews with the boys?"
Guy1 "Fullsend"

by boolnDrew June 19, 2018

Pound

To insert ones penis hard into the anal or vaginal cavities

Ben “ you pound me good last night”
Hawwy “ I know he did me aswell”
GP Adam “yeah I preformed well in thoose poundings”

by Littlet2 September 22, 2018

Pound Shawarma

Pound Shawarma (verb) is when you and your friends are hungry so you decide to go eat some fresh Shawarma.

Joshua: "Yo, I'm low-key starving"
Yoni: "Let's pound Shawarma"

by GrummbleDaddy April 8, 2023

Pound Some Queers

A synonym for drink, or pound, some beers.

Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?

Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.

Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?

Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.

by Don's Johnson November 7, 2012