potato fart 

When you fart and you accidentlly poop and the poop is a size of a potato

Ahhh man bruh I need new underwear and pants because I just had a potato fart

potato fart by I like potato November 30, 2014

Potato Jack 

An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.

Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded

Potato Jack by Zorik October 20, 2017

Potato tits

The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.

James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?

Potato tits by Chase11 June 27, 2009

Potato Queen 

ugly gay asian male desperately want to date another ugly white male who are usually been rejected by their own race(white)

They both look like in the same boat, a rice queen and a potato queen.

Potato Queen by kwok February 11, 2005

Potato Water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.

I shot a load of potato water all over my wifes face last night.

Potato Water by shaar January 6, 2008

potato chip 

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.

while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip

potato chip by Fred the babykiller June 12, 2008

Potato Queen 

an ugly asian male who is self loathing, desperate and seek for immediate social acceptance and attention date (old fart buttcrack ugly) white men. they tend be a bitch and usually are not attractive.

'eww...look at that 21 yo asian dude with his ugly 60yo white man. He is such a potato queen'.

Potato Queen by kwok February 11, 2005