Albino Pickle

A pickle that likes to be tossed in a spice garden with a blonde wig on. It usually has a better time when googley eyes are glued on, or if it has an erection because of a cucumber.

Woa! Look at that Albino pickle go!
Damn, those things are AMAZING.
Yeah, screw Kardashians. This shit is amazing,

by ginathedragonslayer January 5, 2012

pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

by pocket pickle December 8, 2010

Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

by CanWe July 8, 2015

Jiggle Pickle

The act of a man jumping up and down or thrusting madly while naked and his pickle slaps from fupa to taint over and over making slapping sounds. Truly achieved during very warm weather and with little or no hair.

Jim loves to jiggle pickle while singing Christmas carols.

by jimbaround April 4, 2009

Bloody pickle

When a girl is on her period and she has sex causing the dick to look like a bloody pickle

Hey bro I got a bloody pickle last night from my girl

by queen pussy May 1, 2015

sniff a pickle

To tell someone to buzz off.

When Derek was being anoying, I told him to go ’sniff a pickle'.

by \m/Ú∆Ú\m/ October 6, 2010

pickle dick

a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches

"We're in a pickle Dick." The Adventures of Dick and Jane

by Megs and Mads November 16, 2006