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by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

by Worldwide November 8, 2006

cheesy llamas in paradise

a statement used when walking in on a friend in the act of cheating on his girlfriend

guy walks in on friend cheating on his girlfriend
guy says cheesy llamas in paradise and walks out

by kirby123 October 20, 2009

The hater Paradox

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012

Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!

by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010

Peter's paradox

The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.

"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."

by Kim41 August 18, 2013

paradigm shift

a band from Bloomington, Indiana featured on MTV's series MADE in mid-2007.

Joe: Dude, did you see the new MADE episode?
Chase: The one with Paradigm Shift?
Joe: Yea! It was awesome.

by eod enaj November 28, 2007

parade of elephants

When more than 2 guys stand or walk in a line with one hand up in the air, and with the other hand, they hold onto the boner of the guy behind them, in the same way a family of elephants will hold on to each other's tail with their trunk.

Wow, what a frat party that was last night. We had a parade of elephants and everything!

by beetnick55 February 10, 2007