turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!
"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"
by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010
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pussy ache

A light throbbing/pulsating pain in the vagina/vulva that results from either getting sexually aroused and not being able to climax (female version of blue balls) or results from too much repetitive or rough vaginal pounding and penetration. Similar to a tummy ache that can result from not eating enough or eating too much.
I got a mad pussy ache after he didn’t put out last night.
by iMacB July 25, 2018
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Pussy peak

ones pussy peak is an event or series of events in which you received your highest amount of/best poon, in a year or in a quarter. A pussy peak can be at a party or during a relationship. realising your pussy peak can be a happy and sad event; happy that you got some pussy, but sad that you will not get more/peak again, for a while.
E.G 1
"bills party was good"
"yeah i know! saw you getting in there mate" *;)*

"it was probably my pussy peak of 2010"

EG 2

"im expecting my pussy to peak tonight"

EG 3
"the last week of the summer holidays was my pussy peak"
by detelas March 08, 2010
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Witchcraft pussy

A pussy that is so good you cum extremely fast. The pussy is so good that there's no explanation for it.
I fucked a girl with witchcraft pussy and came in 12 seconds.
by dillehsm14 September 14, 2016
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reupholstered pussy

When a female's pussy is dramatically different compared to the most recent excursion with said pussy.
Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I think she had a reupholstered pussy, that shit was completely different.
by Wiseman #1 December 31, 2010
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pussy destroyer

A pussy destroyer is one who so profusely reams a vaginal orifice, hitting it from all the angles, that it is stretched beyond what God designed a vagina to be stretched to in his vaginal specifications, that the vagina is permanently loosened, albeit by a very small degree unless it's a large black man with a small asian girl then there can be significant irreversible damage resulted from the vaginal orifice being stretched beyond full capacity. The result is the woman must do kegels for a few years, or get vaginoplasty to restore her pussy to it's original state.
Man, Sarah used to have the tightest twat in the 'hood. Ever since Kevin got in there though she's never been able to satisfy a man. Kevin sure is a pussy destroyer.
by Dark Lord of the Anus May 03, 2005
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Man pussy

A gay/bi mans asshole.
Garrett Poenitske can literally fit a whole large cucumber in his man pussy.
by spearme21 July 06, 2016
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