landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

wicked paint

The only place that consistently puts out the baddest custom paint you've ever seen! Highly skilled in every aspect he can lay down the deepest Kandy colors with amazing artwork and a mirror finish.

Take your shit to Wicked Paint if you want it to look crazy af..

by Kdogg7769 December 20, 2016

Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018

Paint-the-walls

Licking the asshole of a Raider fan

Dude I left the game to paint-the-walls with her.

by Wordplay123 October 23, 2023

Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.

When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.

by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023

Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011