Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.

Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.

by Random_Limo April 20, 2024

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

Button hole

The first hole of many holes

Jimmy was the*button hole* of assholes

by toligittoquit November 12, 2019

booby buttons

The female nipple. A fun button placed perfectly in the middle of a females breast, also known as a booby button. Fun to play with and eat

damn did you hear samantha let me play with her booby buttons last night

by NippleFlicker24 February 28, 2018

BUTTON NOSE

Fat pussy that Loves to ride allan Adam's cock at night and screams WhAt dO YoU MeAN and has anal with danielle and he does the RUNNING man across the classroom

BUTTON NOSE is a gay boy

by DYWAN Cburn May 25, 2020

fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018