Office Beater

Someone who masterbates in an office environment

Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky

by Matt123. December 28, 2008

office inner tube

The fat or collection of fatty deposits residing in or around the waist area resembling the shape of an inner tube. These "tubes" can have various sizes or widths depending on the total number of years worked in an office environment without the proper muscle strengthening exercises to counteract this development.

He went from working on his feet all day to working in an office 40 hours a week, and as a result he got an "office inner tube."

by indieboysf August 3, 2011

left-office-overs

Food brought from home or food left from workplace meals, which appears in common break rooms. It is often wilted, cold and sometime expired, but rarely goes unconsumed.

"Dude, I am flat broke today...I gonna surf the break rooms for Left-office-overs for my lunch. Maybe I can find some cold pizza or rock hard donuts. Look! Expired yogurt!"

by Todderino December 10, 2008

officer brown

when a black cop pulls you over and fronts like he's out of the hood..... like he's been through the same shit.

"check out officer brown over there hastlin' those kids."

by spacefacekillah March 11, 2010

Office Party

When you watch all nine seasons of The Office in one day.

Today’s an Office Party

by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

OfficialOpit

stupid bitch

you are such an OfficialOpit

by fdsufidhbgbhisfdgdjsf September 1, 2020

official_venti_simp

Official_venti_simp is a great tiktoker, they make content about Genshin Impact. And by the name we can tell that they simp for a character called Venti, but I can't blame the simp, because I think Venti is really hot too..

You should go follow official_venti_simp for great Genshin impact content:D

by unnaaida June 26, 2021