downing one

downing one means drinking some spirits and getting durnk, used in dublin ireland.
used mostly by knackers (chavs)

that pic is of me fuckin downing one

by Catherine x x x December 14, 2008

one spliff

A one spliff a day keep the evil away😜✨

a one spliff a day keep the evil away

by Leila, your bestie January 8, 2021

A Classy One

The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.

"I love 69, but I would really like a classy one."
"Give me a classy one under my desk"

by Thecatlady September 13, 2013

Havin' One

This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.

"Hey, how's it going over there?"

"I'm havin' one."

"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"

"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."

"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."

"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."

by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019

twisty ones

the ones that twist

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?

by good of words November 12, 2018

One Gorilla

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.

Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"

by Greg 4 life May 30, 2023

Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018