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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery
norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*
by grpo January 30, 2025
mugGet the NOW IM AT 1 PERCENTmug.

shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS
random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION
by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021
mugGet the shush right now protectionmug.

Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
mugGet the Nowmug.

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away
by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021
mugGet the My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gonemug.

.6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.

.6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.
.6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
mugGet the .6.9.6.Now partIally Sober.6.9.6.mug.

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