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Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
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Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
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Ramen noodle special

When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.
Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.
by Lolnopelolno January 6, 2018
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sonria sea noodles

CEO of 😌
shes v chill 😊‼️
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hey bro yu know sonria sea noodles? oh you mean sea noodle lol 😆 lol Pee shes funny my grandma died😊
by Iheartsaihara January 12, 2021
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National Noodle Day

National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES

National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019
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Silly noodle time

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative
Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since
by 1818551 June 27, 2023
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Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.
Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!
by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023
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