Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and Gear:
Ninja sword
Throwing stars
Ninja outfit
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and Gear:
Ninja sword
Throwing stars
Ninja outfit
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
by Brian Damage September 20, 2005
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Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
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According to the legend on Andy. Ninjahoppin is the act of spying on people in your neighborhood at night while wearing black clothes. To catch them masturbating of having sex.
by guywargamer June 5, 2005
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Full of ninjas or involving ninjas.
*Most commonly used in reference to an anime or manga, but is not exclusive to either.
Full of ninjas or involving ninjas.
*Most commonly used in reference to an anime or manga, but is not exclusive to either.
1. Naruto is my favorite ninjaful anime of all time.
2. This years anime convention was the best due to it's ninjafulness.
2. This years anime convention was the best due to it's ninjafulness.
by Melissa the random samurai September 12, 2008
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2.to act like a ninja and ghost buster
3.a quality trait of being ninja and a ghost buster
or
1.a cool word to describe something/one
2.to act like a ninja and ghost buster
3.a quality trait of being ninja and a ghost buster
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1.a cool word to describe something/one
by MasterNinja224 April 5, 2008
Get the ninjabustery mug.Ninjallistics (Ninja + Ballistics), (pronounced "nin-ja-lis-tics") is the science of mechanics that deals with the motion, behavior, and effects of the human body while moving in a dexterous & stealthy state.
IE; quickness with minimal sound db.
IE; quickness with minimal sound db.
Ninjallistics or Ninjallistic.
rolling, aerial flips, hanging, quick evasive movements, climbing, jumping.
all the while being as quiet as possible.
rolling, aerial flips, hanging, quick evasive movements, climbing, jumping.
all the while being as quiet as possible.
by Theeun Holy August 17, 2008
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As opposed to being a cool chick.
Related to the noun, ninja-bitch
"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."
"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."
"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
Related to the noun, ninja-bitch
"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."
"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."
"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
by Worksinaschool girl February 9, 2010
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