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ninjaful

Adj.
Full of ninjas or involving ninjas.

*Most commonly used in reference to an anime or manga, but is not exclusive to either.
1. Naruto is my favorite ninjaful anime of all time.
2. This years anime convention was the best due to it's ninjafulness.
by Melissa the random samurai September 12, 2008
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Ninjaflip

A 'ninjaflip' is a verb dictating the action of an arguably epic form of self defence.

Subject A is confronted by Subject B who intends to shake hands. Subject A grabs the wrist of Subject B and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. This results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.
"Dude! Did you see Amy? The headmaster just tried to shake her hand and she totally ninjaflipped him!"
"Amy's pro."
"Agreed."
by Raggamuffin2k9 December 25, 2009
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Ninjapult

Similar to the over-hyped Catapult of Greek origin, it is a siege engine used by Ninjas in order to fire more Ninjas to distant places, usually over city walls, pirate ships, and/or giant mythical creatures infected with rabies.

Myth has it that it was once debated whether or not Ninjapults were ever required by the ninja armies of Ninjtopia, seeing as Ninjas possess otherworldly powers (such as teleportation, walking through walls, and blowing up objects with their minds) that would simply render the Ninjapult as an obsolete device before it was even created.

The Supreme Ninja Chancellor Chuck Norrisdecided to peacefully end this debate by explaining that Ninjapults were simply implemented for the addition of style points. The delegation completely agreed with Chuck Norris, and offered him the prestigious 'Nobel Awesome prize', to which Chuck Norris responded with the collective murder of the entire room by questioning the Ninjapult in the first place.

Note: Contrary to popular belief, The Ninjapult DOES exist and is still used to this very day. If you don't believe me, try to explain Watergate
Steve: Did you know that the Greeks took over a decade to get into Troy?
Bob: Are you kidding me?!?!? Hadn't they ever heard of Ninjapults?
Steve: What are Ninjapults?
(Steve died tragically .035 seconds later due to Post-roundhousekick-stress)
by Johannes Climacus July 30, 2009
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ninjaculate

the act of ejaculating on someone without the person knowing.
"While Brody was sleeping I was asked by a friend to ninjaculate on his face, covering his whole mouth in my judo sperm.
by ninjaculator October 26, 2009
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ninjafuck

To have sex in a bunk bed without your bunkmate noticing.
Dude, I ninjafucked this girl last night. My roomie had no idea. I guess he likes being rocked to sleep.
by mizzou22 April 1, 2009
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ninjafuck

If I heard this right, it refers to the action of being sexed half-willing, whether out of obligation or whatever motivation (this isn't referring to rape, mind you). It comes from a movie called Dog Park, and I'd like to see the term used more.
"How'd it go last night? Well, she ninjafucked me."
by geoffy mcgee August 5, 2004
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Ninjaculated

Ejaculating secretly in a public place with no one noticing
dude, my friend just totally told me that he Ninjaculated in his classroom. What do you think the teacher's gonna think when she finds out?
by -MV- November 25, 2010
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