Noncey

When it feels like theres a nonce in the room

Guy 1: Man, Why the hell does it feel noncey right now?

Guy 2: Cuz there is one here

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Noncemobile

A car commonly driven by pedophiles and downright wronguns.

Commonly seen to be corsas, white vans and Citroen Picasso's.

"Oi look there goes davo in his noncemobile"
"Yeah look there's a 15 year old girl in the back I guess they're off to maccies"

"That's if his Corsa doesn't blow up first"

by Your dad's cereal bar November 16, 2020

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Noncery

Actions that are considered to which be considered noncey

Quit this noncery

by Wanglechild December 11, 2020

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The transport of a Nonce. Normally a low bicycle with fluffly handlebars, or a white van with "I have my nonce license" on the side. This makes the nonce feel much more comfortable around other people. It is sometimes also referred to as a nonce-mobile.

Did you see darren's Noncecycle? That things is going to rake in so much underage poontang!

by WasIatowel February 25, 2021

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