on deck now

Means, in charge, took control, the boss, giving out orders

Bills no longer in charge, I'm on deck now

by Lc122 October 18, 2020

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.

Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.

by mmmmahyes August 9, 2022

say it with me now!

When a famous performer is about to say their catchphrase (or something they've been repeatedly saying throughout their routine) and wants the audience to join in.

This caused -- say it with me now! -- confusion and delay.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.

you are bob right now

by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021