needle.teedles

the spam account for an ABSOLUTE HOTTIE

nona: do you follow @needle.teedles on instagram?
deborah: nah, i'm not cool enough:(

by spicy sauce December 31, 2019

needle in a gay stack

In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!

Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?

Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?

Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.

by Vojie October 10, 2012

What do you needi know?

Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.

In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.

Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.

(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"

*referring to sexual intercourse

Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"

Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"

by Mr. Wadonkulous December 4, 2009

Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

by Tspoon December 28, 2005

Chocolate space needle

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.

Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!

by smtwtfs October 13, 2009

Threading the needle

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017

needle exchange

a person who will hook you up with needles and supplies for injecting heroin.

call the needle exchange so we can shoot this dope

by skrillakilla August 5, 2005