Ramen noodle special

When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.

Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.

by Lolnopelolno January 6, 2018

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

Silly noodle time

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative

Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since

by 1818551 June 27, 2023

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup

A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members

Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast

Yeah! It's great

Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions

Like sliding down escalators

by finnersz September 26, 2019

Spicy noodle situation

A situation in which a person grows unwanted affection for someone when they it's bad for them

Increasing love for somebody who you know is toxic for your mental health

- a spicy noodle situation

by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018

Tuna Noodle Stank

when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there

Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?

I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf

.. two periods later ..

Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*

by ligilakename10940839 March 15, 2023