The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
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Get the Noodle soup fucking mug.by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023
Get the Chicken Noodle Soup mug.National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019
Get the National Noodle Day mug.hey bro yu know sonria sea noodles? oh you mean sea noodle lol 😆 lol Pee shes funny my grandma died😊
by Iheartsaihara January 12, 2021
Get the sonria sea noodles mug.CNS (Chicken Noodle Strip) is a word you scream out when you're playing video games. Usually meant to degrade someone.
"NO ONE LOVES YOU GADAMN BUILT LIKE A CHICKEN NOODLE STRIP WITH THE TERIAKI IN THE MIDDLE BRUH" -Person 1
" Damn bro I finna kms" -Person 2
" Damn bro I finna kms" -Person 2
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Get the Chicken Noodle Strip mug.When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
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