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MUM

Medium Ugly Millionaire.

A highly attractive male or female. Usually used to describe a man who is not physically pleasing but not ugly. Even though a MUM is physically challenged they can be seen as attractive simply because of their wealth and the way they carry themselves.
Kemba Walker is a MUM but I would still let him hit.

-Marge
by Tels Er August 21, 2020
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Your Mum

your mums a fat hoe
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Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️
Ur mum is ugly 🥰
by spacelings September 11, 2020
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ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.
'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.
by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020
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Mum

A mum. Basically your personal slave.
Me: Go get me a drink

Mum: I ain't your slave
Me: yeah you are
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burows's MUM

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...
by Joe November 26, 2003
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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