by Maestro21! November 21, 2024
To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 14, 2013
If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.
by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019
by Hot as balls July 17, 2012
A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 02, 2017
Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?
by moose whisper December 23, 2022